Running With Asthma

This is a story written by my 9 year old son, Vince.  Everything is exactly as he typed it at school.

The true story of Humpty Dumpty

Here is the real story of Humpty Dumpty.  One day Humpty Dumpty was playing with his friend Bill.  “Lets go do back flips on that wall over there.”  Said humpty.  Bill said “ok”.

Then Humty and Bill got on the wall and saw egg man.  Egg man has the power to shoot hard boiled eggs out of his hands.  So all three of them started to do back flips.  Egg man wanted to play a trick on humpty.

So when Humpty Dumpty was doing a back flip Egg man started to do rapid fire eggs at Humpty .  Then Hympty fell off the wall!  So Bill called the king on his cell phone and said, “Humpty fell off the wall again” so the king said, “Again, that’s the tenth time!”  So all the kings’ horses and all the kings’ men came down to see.  Then they looked at him and said, “We ran out of bandages from the last fall.  So I guess we should bring him to the King and see what he says to do.”

So all the kings’ horses and all the Kings men brought humpy Dumpty to the king.

“O my gosh!” Said the King.  “He is in a million pieces…literally.  “So what should we do?” asked the kings men.  “I guess we will have scrambled eggs for breakfast” said the king very sadly.      -Vincent Schiro